AXO Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 This article is pretty hilarious http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/diabl...te-internet.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joz Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 meh. I agree with the Internt's view on Witch Doctor and Health globes. Potion managment is something that made D2 playable to what it was. otherwise , if monsters droped health gloves, I woulndt have to pick them up (wasiting valuble clicks I could be using on monsters) if Im about to die,. I have a feeling the doctor is going to be one of the most hated and despised (in a very bad way) classes. a few months boycotting him shouold do the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator IAmNumbaOne Posted July 21, 2008 Administrator Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 That made me laugh.. And so true it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Drew Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 That was hilarious, but the Witch Doctor really is the gayest fucking class I can think of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator madd-hatter Posted July 21, 2008 Administrator Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Well at least he realizes he was wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator IAmNumbaOne Posted July 21, 2008 Administrator Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Unlike most idiots. *cough* rkdman *cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RKDMAN Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Unlike most idiots. *cough* rkdman *cough* har har har, very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david_bowie Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Health globes are fucking retarded, if you can't manage a sash full of potions than you're probably too incompetent to make it past the character creation screen. The Artistic style rules, i think it just needs a bit less light, a lot darker, much more gore, and absolutely positively no rainbows. The witch doctor isn't that bad, suck it up it actually is borderline cool looking. And the bosses kick ass, like that's what I am most excited for, boss fights that need a little more than button mashing to slay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memento Mori Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Something awful is awful and 2002ish. Ie. not funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csw Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 I almost choked on my drink after the "Diablo II is still the first thing I install on my computer after a trojan-laden lolita incest hentai comic forces me to reformat." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXO Posted July 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 "If the technology is available, the black silhouette of a thumb could get in the way of the player's view to obscure the game from time to time and add to the game's overall darkness." lol I personal think the game looks great, and blizzard hasn't disappointed yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rike1 Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 Something awful is awful and 2002ish.Ie. not funny So Carlin became unfunny after the 90's? You stopped playing diablo after 2002 because it came out in the 90's? You stopped having sex because, you know, you did it in the 90's? Any diablo fan knows that shit was funny, no matter when that site came around. Anyway, 3/4 of you miss the sarcasm and then post your thoughts on the game anyway. Take the article for what it is. Hilarious. And anyone who wants to criticize that 20 minute trailer, go fuck yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david_bowie Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 Something awful is awful and 2002ish.Ie. not funny So Carlin became unfunny after the 90's? You stopped playing diablo after 2002 because it came out in the 90's? You stopped having sex because, you know, you did it in the 90's? Any diablo fan knows that shit was funny, no matter when that site came around. Anyway, 3/4 of you miss the sarcasm and then post your thoughts on the game anyway. Take the article for what it is. Hilarious. And anyone who wants to criticize that 20 minute trailer, go fuck yourself. stop thinking you're smarter than everyone else, you're not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memento Mori Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 Something awful is awful and 2002ish.Ie. not funny So Carlin became unfunny after the 90's? You stopped playing diablo after 2002 because it came out in the 90's? You stopped having sex because, you know, you did it in the 90's? Any diablo fan knows that shit was funny, no matter when that site came around. Anyway, 3/4 of you miss the sarcasm and then post your thoughts on the game anyway. Take the article for what it is. Hilarious. And anyone who wants to criticize that 20 minute trailer, go fuck yourself. Carlin wasn't funny. No. Didn't have sex in 90's. The style of humor of something awful ...is "awful". Nothing on that site is funny. And the shit is funny because ...what exactly? What do YOU find funny about the article? The blunt truth? yes..let's just point out the obvious and hope people's ignorance and stupidity will guide them through my failure of an article in order to receive some kind of laughter as a reward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXO Posted July 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 The article was funny because his pointing out how stupid all the people that are criticizing a game that has not even been released really sound. Blizzard isn't going to force you to play d3, more lewt for the rest of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enzo Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 I laughed at some parts, pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xopher Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 at first I thought it was pretty retarded, I picked up that he was being sarcastic when he kept writing my first (wrong) thought of it was that it was cool. and "omg is that a rainbow blizzard did not put that in there what are they thinking they own the game".. yeah, my thoughts, the which doc is cool, because 1 I like summon necros, I will lag the hell out of all of the comps.. and 2 with the added ability to "enchant" your minions, it gives u some thing more to do than to click on ur next destination.. this little doggy gets poison dmg, this little doggy gets fire.. this little doggy gets to eat goblins.. this little piggy gets none.. woops I think from what bliz has shown it will be a good game, I don't care about the dark sceanery or ever that is sort of took on a WoW look, the fast action and feeling of being a "one man army" or in the witch docters case the Commander of laggified army ;-) and running threw slaughtering every thing in the way. + new story, quests, skills, classes ect... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rike1 Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 Something awful is awful and 2002ish.Ie. not funny So Carlin became unfunny after the 90's? You stopped playing diablo after 2002 because it came out in the 90's? You stopped having sex because, you know, you did it in the 90's? Any diablo fan knows that shit was funny, no matter when that site came around. Anyway, 3/4 of you miss the sarcasm and then post your thoughts on the game anyway. Take the article for what it is. Hilarious. And anyone who wants to criticize that 20 minute trailer, go fuck yourself. Carlin wasn't funny. No. Didn't have sex in 90's. The style of humor of something awful ...is "awful". Nothing on that site is funny. And the shit is funny because ...what exactly? What do YOU find funny about the article? The blunt truth? yes..let's just point out the obvious and hope people's ignorance and stupidity will guide them through my failure of an article in order to receive some kind of laughter as a reward. It was the way you said it. I will accept that you didn't find the article funny. But you are ridiculous for saying Carlin wasn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomtang Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uker Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 haha Wow, hey man.....nice post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monoxide Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 haha Wow, hey man.....nice post! really adding to the discussion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXO Posted May 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 I'm so glad some one posted, I had forgotten about this article and it was awesome to read it over and laugh, "and no one thought twice about chugging something that had been stuffed into a poisonous mummy for the last thousand years." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sungyuri Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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