Seriously. Its a cool game in which you can create a character to fight evil minions. I had a black guy as a character. He would throw hammers a plenty at hordes of demons. Diablo is basically the devil guy that wants to destroy the realm of man. Also, you can make your own equipment. I made a helmet. It was pointy at the top. You can collect pretty gems too! I like gay sex. But I'm not gay. Also in diablo you can join other people online and have adventures. I made lots of great friends playing diablo. The game is never ending fun. They are even making a third installment of the diablo franchise that will be released sometime in the 21st century. I can swallow jizz without throwing up. This one time, at rogue camp, I paid a dyke to repair my sword. She banged on the sword like "tink tink tink" and it was in perfect condition. I could then travel the world and battle demons with my sword. I can gape my asshole to 30 centimeters using a 2-liter bottle. The game is very immersive and fun. you can order the game online or purchase it at many fine electronic entertainment retailers. The best part is, since the game is 27 years old, you can get it for cheap. Like $1.50 at Best Buy. I was raped by my uncle on Christmas morning. The game seemingly never ends. You can level up to 99 and still it keeps going. If you like you can even duel other real players for bragging rights. Collect their ears and show it to people. If I had a sister I would fuck her.
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